Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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