We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
FUCK WHALES
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