You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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