I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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