You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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