it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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