Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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