haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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