fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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