my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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