I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
