Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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