Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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