Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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