Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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