Already got asked if we're dating
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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