You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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