I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think pants incapable of making pants work
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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