Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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