About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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