Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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