you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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