I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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