just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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