haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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