Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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