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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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