she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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