My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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