no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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