fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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