Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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