i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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