remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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