this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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