even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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