I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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