PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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