so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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