so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
