If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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