How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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