so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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