Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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