i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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