well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have aggressive nipples.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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