As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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