dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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