There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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