So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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