You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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