More tranny stories later!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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