Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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