Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I want her autograph on my taint
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I will be naked everywhere
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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