How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil