Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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