whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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