when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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