Quick, to the slutcave!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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