Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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